You walk out in the pink one, listen to the police, gasp demurely, then say “excuse me for a moment” and come back out in the black one. Sounds reasonable and completely unsuspicious.
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me: humanity is awful i can’t believe this there is no goodness or love
me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live
my life got 100% better when I started dressing how I wanted to dress and not how I thought I should dress. I stopped caring if stripes were unflattering, I just wore them. I started wearing bold prints because they made me happy. I ordered huge shirts, pink trainers, heart shaped sunglasses. I started to let myself look on the outside how I felt on the inside, and let me tell you, I have never felt freer in my entire life
